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Checklist of Apologies Mother's Day Card


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This Mother's Day, I would like to apologize for:

-Making you take care of the hamster
-Quitting Everything
-Ages 12 - 17
-Keeping you awake for roughly 5 years
-Drawing on your furniture
-Refusing to site at the table like a normal child
-The incident with the car
-Befriending and/or dating bad influences
-That weird phase of pretending to be an animal
-My mess (emotional and/or literal)
-Constant pleas for a pet/pool/sibling/limo -Refusing to bathe without a fight -(blank)

 Look how far I've come, Mom! I couldn't have done it without you. <3

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From Emily McDowell & Friends

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