Wear your Humanism on your lobes with these a**hole doodle studs inspired by the hilarious musings of Kurt Vonnegut. 

"There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."

The studs are textured and oxidized sterling silver, and are approximately 3/4 of an inch wide. 

Handcrafted in Denver, CO, USA

In-Store pickup

For in-store pickup we usually have your items ready same day or the next day. We offer pickup during our normal business hours. 

Shipping

Free shipping is usually sent via USPS First Class mail and may take up to 7 days (or longer) to arrive, including our processing time and the shipping time. 

If you need something sooner than our standard shipping timeline above, we offer many other shipping options in our checkout. If you are in a big hurry or have questions, Contact Us and we can usually work with you to figure out the best shipping options for your needs. 

When ordering multiple items, they will all be shipped together to the shipping address provided. If for some reason, all items are not available at the time of the order, we will contact you with shipping options. 

You may exchange new, unworn items within 45 days of delivery for store credit. We do not accept returns or exchanges on custom orders. If you need to exchange an item, please Contact Us and include your order number and details about the product(s) you would like to return. We will get back to you with instructions on how to return items.